Thursday, February 26, 2009
T.I. is so silly!!!!!!! The video is ten times funnier just because of how hard he's laughing. LoL. But I feel their pain. I met a girl who told me "Everybody calls me Chocolate" when I asked her for her name. SMH. You crazy if you think I'm bout to call you that. Silly rabbit.
p.s. This begs the question, at what age is it not okay for a grown ass man to have a nickname anyway? Read more ...
Monday, February 23, 2009
President Barack and First Lady Obama hosted the Governor's dinner this past weekend. Check out the pics below.
Aren't they a good looking couple!
President Obama looking like he kinda wishes it was some Cognac in that glass. I know I'm not the only one that thinks Barack dranks that 'Yac.
First Lady Michelle "BAD BITCH" Obama and the Terminator (this nigga's still in office? Doesn't it seem like he's been Cali's governor forever?!)
If I hear one joke about whether or not they served fried chicken, I'm slapping a random yt. Good stuff nonetheless. Read more ...
Friday, February 20, 2009
Granted, this blog is dedicated to the funny and the fuckery, but I feel like seeing that picture makes you feel like showing a little more respect to the situation. That's what it did for me. Chris Brown better pray. It's gotta be niggas READY to beat his ass for this shit right here. SMH. Read more ...
Thursday, February 19, 2009
SMH. A damn shame! And I love Lil Duval! Ask my HU friends. He did the homecoming comedy show my freshman year and I threw some draws at him on stage. I have an autographed poster from him that says "Learn to keep yo drawz to your damn self. Love, Roland Powell." But I can't cosign this. LoL. What should I expect from a man that asked the world on Twitter, and I quote, "WOULD I BE WRONG TO ASK MY BABYMAMA TO BABYSIT MY GIRLFRIEND DAUGHTER WHILE I TAKE HER TO HAWAII ON VACATION?"
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009
If you're anything like me, you said to yourself, "They better not do the dance..." then screamed "OH SHIT!!!!" when they hit it. LMAO.
Did a lil research and discovered they put on for their city too!
Shout out to the Team Chunk YT getting it on the "Got Money" part!!! I can't! So I'ma let you.
As a bonus, I had to post this one too cause Top Back is like, one of my all-time favorite TI songs.
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LMAO @ Diddy looking at that $1 bill like just what the fuck is this and how did it get here?! LoL. I keep telling ya'll folks be serious about their lyrics. It's all about the Benjamins baby. Read more ...
Police: Ohio man held woman captive, read Bible
TOLEDO, Ohio — Ohio police say a man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her.
Troy Brisport, of Toledo, is charged with kidnapping and felonious assault. Bail was set Tuesday at $400,000.
Police say he picked up the woman Wednesday night in Detroit and drove her to his home, about 55 miles away.
She told police when she fell asleep, Brisport handcuffed her wrists and ankles, gagged her, undressed her and put her in an adult diaper.
Court documents state Brisport tried several times to suffocate the woman using a pillow and blanket.
She told police she escaped Saturday after he fell asleep.
Toledo police Capt. Ray Carroll says it appears there was no sexual assault.
Information from: The Blade, http://www.toledoblade.com/
What part of the game is this?!?! I can't today.
Friday, February 13, 2009
I'm so very very sad now. But I think this was my bad thing for the day, cause I actually watched the whole thing. Did you see the Chuckie Doll?!?!?! I can't today!
Sidenote- You're cool if you know where the title came from. LoL. Read more ...
Thursday, February 12, 2009
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DOWNLOAD: ryan leslie - gibberish
LoL. Guess I won't be singing along any time soon.
*Side note- One of my twitter buds calls Ryan Leslie "Milhouse." LMAO. I see it! Hilarious. Read more ...
But then I heard my love Ray J was about to join the list of folks with these shows. I resolved I wouldn't watch. But I was fooling myself. I LOVES ME SOME RAY J. I liked him since he was D Money on Moesha. He was cute to me. Then he got older. Started looking better. Then I saw that sex tape, that stroke and those 10 inches and I was like YUP! He's on my list. So, I watch the show. Sue me.
Anyway, via Stylerazzi, the word on the curb is that the chick with the Mike Tyson face tattoo is pregnant with my boo's seed!! LAWD SAY IT AIN'T SOOOO!!!!!!!!
A spokesperson for Ray J's new TV dating show has dismissed allegations the R&B singer impregnated a contestant during filming, insisting there is "no truth" to the claims. The star, who has been romantically linked to Whitney Houston-has his own VH1 show, "For The Love of Ray J," in which he searches for his perfect woman.
According to a news report, Leon bedded Brandy's little brother in November (08) -but has found herself with child after their condom broke and her contraception pill failed. She tells the tabloid, "I was locked in a mansion with him and 13 girls from October until the end of December. Toward the end of the first week of filming, we made love for the first time - and we slept together every night after that."
Leon-who is now engaged to marry rapper/actor Nick Cannon's brother Gabriel - allegedly told Ray J of her baby news, and the star is reportedly keen to get involved, but she is keeping him at bay because of his straying affections.
She adds, "I saw him playing around with other girls-making out with them and smacking their butts, and it made me sick to think he could be giving me their germs when he was kissing me."
However, a representative for the show has brushed off Leon's claims, saying: "We've been told that the story is not true."
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Say what you want, but The Dream can get it from me. Little known fact- I was some what of a Drum Major whore when I was growing up.From the time I hit middle school, I always knew the names and faces of all the drum majors of all the Atlanta Public Schools high schools, (and Southwest Dekalb cause the band was the shit despite being on the Eastside). So I remember Terius Nash from Harper Archer! I thought he was cute back then. I was in like 7th or 8th grade when he was a senior... But I digress. Read more ...
No disrespect. But hey, I call it like I see it. And if ever anybody deserved the title.... Sheeeeit. I wouldn't be surprised if Barack Obama himself thinks from time to time "My wife is a bad bitch."
The First Lady is covering Vogue this month. Now... I could applaud Vogue for this, but I'm not. It's Black History month and those bitches hardly ever give a Black woman a cover. And black models?! Forget about it. Oprah, Halle Berry, and JHud have each graced the covers but no Tyra, Alek Wek, or Veronica Webb. But I digress....
Check out the Baddest Bitch on the world and her Vogue Cover. Yes, I said "On the world". She's that bad.
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Get em Sasha Fierce. I want those glasses. Read more ...
We all know about MLK,, and the other famous, more prominent black figures in history, but what about the less famous ones who have made arguably as valuable contributions?
Cheryl "Peaches" Delaney of Ben Hill Atlanta, GA, was working the night shift at a n 1974. The 16 year-old high school junior had just been severely reprimanded by her manager, one Arnold McFarland, over her Afro hairdo being unprofessional. McFarland gave her an ultimatum of wearing a clown hat or being fired, and Delaney, working to save money for cosmetology school, relented and wore the clown hat.
Hours later, she noticed several of her classmates in the drive-through window, on their way to a party.. Luscious Jones, Eddie James, and were riding in a green AMC Pacer. The four of them ordered four hamburgers, and were going to split three orders of fries and two Cokes. Peaches, filling the order, noticed that McFarland (the manager) had taken his nightly thirty-minute bathroom break, had an epiphany. She locked eyes with LaWanda, who was on fries, and Fat Sam, who was on the register, and in a blur of motion, they stuffed 5 jumbo bags with every single hamburger, cheeseburger, French fry, cookie, and other item they could find, accepting $1.01 from Luscious Jones as payment.,
Cheryl "Peaches" Delaney had invented... "The Hook-Up."
We salute you Ms. Cheryl "Peaches" Delaney... a Black Leader in African-American History.
There was a pre-grammy party Timberland had a week ago. Now, Chris and Rihanna were both there. All these pis were released and there were no pictures of Chris and Rih Rih together. Until now....
Exhibit A- So you gon act like you don't see me? I'M TALKING TO YOU CHRIS!!
Exhibit B- For real? Ohhhh, I get it. So you're ignoring me now, huh? Is that it? Fuck me, huh Chris?
I know I've been there before. But what happened between the lines. Maybe that night they had a Baby Boy "I HATE YOU JODY/ I LUH YOU JODY" scene. Who knows. Lawd let them fill in the blanks! I can't take too much more of this.
I know we all make jokes, but Domestic Violence is a serious thing and a real problem. If you or someone who know is a victim, seek help. Pray about it, and start here- National Domestic Violence Hotline
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Monday, February 9, 2009
But the speculation on the internet is BANANAS (c) Ashanti.
So I decided I'd share some of the more interesting theories as to what may have actually happened.
- From a coworker- "I heard he was mad she got drunk at the party, so he bust her in the head with a bottle, then tried to kick her out themoving car with some steel toed dancing boots"
- From internet comments- "She was trying to put some of that Island voodoo on him and he didn't appreciate it, so he started pop locking on her face."
- Overheard on the train and multiple other places "I guess that lil n***** really did take her down huh? POPPIN one right off on her eye."
- From internet comments- "Jay told Rihanna she was gon' have to sit with him cause Bey wasn't showing up, but Chris wasn't going for it and erupted in a jealous, rage. Giving her a whupping she'd remember FOREVER. FOREVER."
Hopefull time will reveal the real story. Better hit her with some of this Kells, Chrissy Pooh. Wait... hit her with... Bad choice of words. Ya'll know what I mean.
*Sidenote- I DIED laughing during the Grammy's when they showed the doublemint commercial. If only I had known that may be the last time I'll see it on my TV screen. Read more ...