PURE FUCKERY.

I love MicheMo, but I promise I HATE her for introducing me to Monsta Wit Da Fade. I cried laughing at the first video I saw of him. I don't know who Lil Roh Beef is but I hope she knows there's a tribute song to her. Every time he did that "OOH!" I lost a little bit more of my soul.





And if that wasn't enough for you, he came back with another one. I DIED. You will too. Especially towards the end when he starts whispering then comes back with it. OOH!



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La La Laaaa La La Laaaaa FUCK YA'LL!!

The only thing people are talking about from last week's American Idol auditions is muthafuckin Pants On The Ground (which I have heard 7 different versions of by the way, including an auto-tune version AND chopped and screwed, but I digress...)

HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN????

Everybody hopped on General Larry Platt's geriatric dick and forgot all about Lamar Royal. Not over here we didn't. This is certifiable fuckery. If you just wanna skip to the epic curse out, dig in to this cobbler at the 2:19 minute mark.



LMAO. He went SMOOTH OFF on them. Lamar Royal>>>>>>> General Larry Platt. Somebody call Tyler Perry and get this man a job. Read more ...

Can I Talk My Shit Again??

Damn! I ain't know it had been THIS long since I dished out the fuckery. Happy New Year, I promise to be back on my shit. There's just too much fuckery in the world not to be. Somebody shoulda slapped me like this little boy did homeboy in this commercial.



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Flush Me Through The Gates of Heaven

I can't.


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Hilarity Just Ensued

How can you not love Affion Crockett for this??

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Wow Kanye...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life-



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Magic, READ YA BOOK!!!!!!

So I was watching DreamGirls with my homegirl while I'm doing her hair today. Aside from laughing at any given moment thinking about Jamie's Peen (teehee), I couldn't help but notice Lil Magic and all that raw emotion she was giving me at the end of the movie!! I was like, somebody please call Tyler Perrrrrrrry!!! Tyler Perry! and get this little girl a gig! I mean, KeKe Palmer ain't the only little black girl out there that can shed a tear on camera.

But apparently, Lil Magic has been hitting the mean streets! I CAN'T!!!! I asked the twitters, and thanks to DivaTy I saw this flyer , and I was like, performing WHAT exactly. I wish I had never known. Cause as soon as I asked, she sent me this.



Magic, get off this stage. AND READ YA BOOK! Read more ...