PURE FUCKERY.

I love MicheMo, but I promise I HATE her for introducing me to Monsta Wit Da Fade. I cried laughing at the first video I saw of him. I don't know who Lil Roh Beef is but I hope she knows there's a tribute song to her. Every time he did that "OOH!" I lost a little bit more of my soul.





And if that wasn't enough for you, he came back with another one. I DIED. You will too. Especially towards the end when he starts whispering then comes back with it. OOH!



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La La Laaaa La La Laaaaa FUCK YA'LL!!

The only thing people are talking about from last week's American Idol auditions is muthafuckin Pants On The Ground (which I have heard 7 different versions of by the way, including an auto-tune version AND chopped and screwed, but I digress...)

HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN????

Everybody hopped on General Larry Platt's geriatric dick and forgot all about Lamar Royal. Not over here we didn't. This is certifiable fuckery. If you just wanna skip to the epic curse out, dig in to this cobbler at the 2:19 minute mark.



LMAO. He went SMOOTH OFF on them. Lamar Royal>>>>>>> General Larry Platt. Somebody call Tyler Perry and get this man a job. Read more ...

Hilarity Just Ensued

How can you not love Affion Crockett for this??

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If I Have No Words To Say, I'm Just Gon Wave My Hands

*sigh*

One word for this video...



WHY????

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Didn't T.I. Kill Your Career Years Ago Lil Flip???

I know it's been a while, and I'm sorry. But honestly, I haven't come across fuckery of this epic proportion in a while. Remember Lil Flip?? It's okay if it takes you a while to remember. He was this rapper from Houston that had a lil quick shine, until he got into it with T.I. about being "King Of The South" (na'an one of them niggas was touching THE REAL King Of The South Kilo Ali, but I digress....). So Clifford did us all a favor and kindly murked Lil Flip's career.

But I guess Flipper couldn't leave well enough alone. I guess he figures since Clifford has a couple of months in the clink he should try to re-emerge. I'm all for that, but this IS NOT THE WAY to make any kind of comeback. Somebody makes a hot song about Halle Berry, so Lil Flip decides he's gonna do one too, about Kim Ho... I mean, Kim Kardashian.

The following is an EPIC FAIL.



Do the Kim Kardashian??? What does that entail? Having a shitty reality show? Stealing Sonya Norwood's credit cards? Unless you talking about making a sex tape with Ray-J or riding Reggie Bush's balogna pony, I'll pass.

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I Doubt GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD Is Pleased With This Fool

Sooooo, if you know me, you know I don't really deal with BET at all. And you know, I always just knew that in the depth of my spirit they just still played church services between 4 am and 8 am..... But no.... I don't know what this is. But church service it is not. I don't know if ya'll know who Kerney Thomas is. I didn't until recently. I am troubled in my spirit at this. The "Red Blood Of Jesus Cloth"???? REALLY?? *sigh*



I can't with this hollerin' man!

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They Shoulda Never Gave You Ni99as Animation

Sorry I've been on hiatus. But I'm back with a fuckery filled post for you. By now, you've probably seen THIS NIGGA



from Pretty Ricky dancing in a gotdamn red speedo. If not, you can click here. I don't want to post it, cause that might cause the site to crash due to fuckery overload, considering what I'm about to post.

Somebody thought it would be cute to put it in cartoon form. *SIGH* I laughed SOOOOOOO hard.



B.Y.O.B. makes these all the times. Click here to peep some more. Shout out to the homie JanaiChristian for pointing me towards this jewel.


P.S. THIS SHIT is funny as hell too. Ya'll know I love Lil' Duval.

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Bitch, That Was 25 Years Ago!!!

Quick! What's the most FAMOUS music video of all time????










No, sorry. I know, I thought of this too at first. But no. Actually, it's Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Do you know that Ola Ray, the chick from the video, is SUING MJ for royalties off the video??

TRUE STORY!!

WHAT THE HELL??? That shit was 25 years ago!! I'm just saying, I didn't even know you could get royalties off being in a music video. My cousin Dane Dane is in all Shawty Lo videos, he ain't get paid for it though. Does Carlos owe him some money?? I need answers.

But on some real shit, Ola Ray is tripping. Or maybe not. I mean, it is a recession and shit. I'm finna look up my 2nd grade best friend up on facebook cause I gave her $1 to buy a Lisa Frank pencil and eraser from the school store and she ain't neva pay me back. I gots to get to dah moneys like Giesha said.



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WYGBA Loves The Queens!!!!

Classic Queen Fuckery today for the kids!! *two snaps* Before I hit ya'll with Ballroom Tuesday, consider this post like the Pep Rally! MAN I love the queens!!!!!!!! Watch him turn his fish on!



Owwwwwwww! DO IT BITCH!!!!!

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CHICAGO MUTHAFUCKIN LARRY

This will go in my top 10 most hilarious things I've ever seen on YouTube EVER!!!!!!!!!! I have no other words! I just nearly died laughing!



FUCKKKKKKKKERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pray For The Kids

I remember when I was little, there were some songs and music videos my mama was just NOT gonna have me and my little sister exposed to. I don't know what's going on with parents these days. People under the age of 13 mixed with certain songs/ dances just automatically equal a parenting FAIL. Father, help your children!




Young sir, you are all of 10 years old, if that. WHAT does thuggin love even mean at that age? Are you bullying somebody out of their Oatmeal Pie on the school yard and giving it to your girl?? (He can sing though...)



I know ya'll remember that!! They ain't gon think that shit is cute when she's 12 and shaking her ass all over the place.




And I KNOW we all remember when this hit the internet streets. They better put a Nuva Ring on lil mama in the pink at MENARCHE! I ain't lying! SMH. Read more ...

Fuckery By Madam Lacefront!!

So... I was on twitter (as usual) and I saw I had someone by the name of Madam_Lacefront following me. I went to her website and struck pure fuckery gold!!!!! No need to say more. These pictures are worth some stacks of words.












Boy! You are not Puerto Rican!!! It's a girl out there with a kinky haired baby on the way that's gon be maaaaaaaaaaaad....



How you go from Nubian Queen....




TO GHETTO GODDESS??? I can't with her!





Did you REALLY have to point out the baby hair??




The lacefront nor those contacts can help you boo. Sorry.



YTs in on it too??? Take me now!










NO WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Inspired by Peety Pablo, Chalie Boy, and DMX??*

I can't. It's too nice a weekend for this shit!!!!



I blame BatsFoMJ and twitter for me knowing about this bullshit. It made me remember this. SMH at how me and the homie Brie would start singing this theme song whenever we met somebody at HU with a ghetto name (it wasn't often).




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Ballroom Thursday- One Tooth and I'm STILL Shittin' On Dese Hoes!!!

This is an extra special fuckery filled edition of Ballroom Thursdays. I'm not gonna feature the outrageously fem and fabulous this week, though Ms. Selvin "Kool-Aid" Nanooshka Khan is fabulous in his own way! And I must say I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO am in love with Mother G.L.O.V. Ricky Allure! Just watch, listen, learn and LIVE!!!!!!! The whole clip is a a gem, so don't sell yourself short! But if you came just to see the dangling tooth, start at 4:27.




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CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!!!!!!

I don't watch "You Are NOT The Father" anymore cause last time I did, I saw this-



and was immediately turned off. [1]

It's a shame I guess, cause word on the curb is that every 70 shows, they might sprinkle in an episode that has nothing to do with DNA testing. Go figure. So shout out to the homie Ja for directing to this nugget of fuckery. Her tip of the day, If ya man comes home and says he had Chicken Tetrazzini for lunch, pull a Riskay and ask to smell that dick!



WHY is she more country than a sugar sammich on light skinned bread?!?! I can't.




1. HOW and WHY do these broads constantly go on Maury with that 5000% sure bullshit? Setting yourself up for Epic Failure. Read more ...

End Of Damn Days- Praise Dance on the Pole

Check the blog roll for GOLD, but in case you've been under a rock and don't follow Fresh over at Crunk and Disorderly or my Twitter Twin's blog to get your Pop Culture Fix, get you a piece here!!!


I spotted this on those blogs. I just don't know how to feel about this. When I was growing up, my Sunday School teacher always said to make sure you use your talents to praise God. I'm pretty sure this is NOT what she had in mind. Now I know Ronnie and Trix said you gotta use what you got to get what you want, but I'm sure that doesn't include wanting to get into heaven! LoL. Jesus, take the wheel and drive me away from this foolishness!!!!!!!!



Diamond would not approve. Well, she might... she does wear all white these days like an angel.


P.S. I used to LOVE this song. I don't know if it'll ever be the same for me again.

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Danger! She Smashed The Homies!!

Growing up in Atlanta, we had a plethora of colorful euphemisms for having sex. And "Smash" wasn't one of them. It wasn't until I was 18 at HU that I heard someone from up north, or maybe the west coast say "I smashed." And when I figured out what he was talking about, I immediately put the term "Smashing" on my "DO NOT LIKE" list. LoL. But alas, the years up here have found "smash" in my vernacular, much to my dismay. This video makes us for it!



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Spotted on the Innanets- Tang Fuckery Gold

NO WORDS-



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WTF Mondays

I grew up in a marching band loving house. My mama was a majorette in high school. I was on the dance line, and my sister was a majorette too. We went to every damn Battle of the Bands Atlanta had. If you're from Atlanta, you know there was like 50-11 of them hoes a year. We didn't care. We enjoyed the HELL out of them.

Anyway, I guess my sister was having majorette withdrawl or something the other day, cause she was on youtube watching videos of majorettes working the hell out of a baton. And I'll be damned if she didn't find the single most FIERCE YET HILARIOUS marching band performance I've EVER seen in all my 23 years on this earth.

CLICK HERE AND GET YOU A BIG ASS MUTHAFUCKIN PIECE WHORE!!!!

Embedding disabled, but just follow your nose. It'll be worth it cause the fuckery level is through the gahtdamn roof on this one!!! My week is MADE.

I'm SOOOOOO hitting that 0:53-0:58 in the club this week.

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Must Fu*kin' See T.V. For That Ass!!

As an entertainment blogger, one should be able to write a blog in which they share thoughts or commentary on various subjects and goings on in the entertainment world. I am not an entertainment blogger. I blog about fuckery. And I should be able to type my little fuckery enthusiast heart away when I come across a JEWEL such as this. But after watching this, I AM SPEECHLESS. There are no words. So I'm let ya'll write. Please leave a comment with your thoughts. Flava Flav and Ray J AIN'T GOT SHIT ON PLIES!!!!

"Goonette" Trailer
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