PURE FUCKERY.

I love MicheMo, but I promise I HATE her for introducing me to Monsta Wit Da Fade. I cried laughing at the first video I saw of him. I don't know who Lil Roh Beef is but I hope she knows there's a tribute song to her. Every time he did that "OOH!" I lost a little bit more of my soul.





And if that wasn't enough for you, he came back with another one. I DIED. You will too. Especially towards the end when he starts whispering then comes back with it. OOH!



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La La Laaaa La La Laaaaa FUCK YA'LL!!

The only thing people are talking about from last week's American Idol auditions is muthafuckin Pants On The Ground (which I have heard 7 different versions of by the way, including an auto-tune version AND chopped and screwed, but I digress...)

HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN????

Everybody hopped on General Larry Platt's geriatric dick and forgot all about Lamar Royal. Not over here we didn't. This is certifiable fuckery. If you just wanna skip to the epic curse out, dig in to this cobbler at the 2:19 minute mark.



LMAO. He went SMOOTH OFF on them. Lamar Royal>>>>>>> General Larry Platt. Somebody call Tyler Perry and get this man a job. Read more ...

Can I Talk My Shit Again??

Damn! I ain't know it had been THIS long since I dished out the fuckery. Happy New Year, I promise to be back on my shit. There's just too much fuckery in the world not to be. Somebody shoulda slapped me like this little boy did homeboy in this commercial.



I reckon I'm back now. Stay tuned. Read more ...

Flush Me Through The Gates of Heaven

I can't.


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Hilarity Just Ensued

How can you not love Affion Crockett for this??

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Wow Kanye...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life-



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Magic, READ YA BOOK!!!!!!

So I was watching DreamGirls with my homegirl while I'm doing her hair today. Aside from laughing at any given moment thinking about Jamie's Peen (teehee), I couldn't help but notice Lil Magic and all that raw emotion she was giving me at the end of the movie!! I was like, somebody please call Tyler Perrrrrrrry!!! Tyler Perry! and get this little girl a gig! I mean, KeKe Palmer ain't the only little black girl out there that can shed a tear on camera.

But apparently, Lil Magic has been hitting the mean streets! I CAN'T!!!! I asked the twitters, and thanks to DivaTy I saw this flyer , and I was like, performing WHAT exactly. I wish I had never known. Cause as soon as I asked, she sent me this.



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If I Have No Words To Say, I'm Just Gon Wave My Hands

*sigh*

One word for this video...



WHY????

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Michael Would Not Be Pleased!!!!!!

It's been a long time, I shouldna left you, but a bitch been working, moving, engaged in life and hoeshit. But I'm back! And better than ever. I was at a shindig the other night, and somebody showed me this video... And I knew, if ever there was something to come back to, it's this. Sooooo many questions... so little time!!




LMAO. How you tell the Repo man to "Beat It"??? And just where the FUCK this nigga get a Delorean from??? I can't. You shouldn't either. Read more ...

My Sentiments EXACTLY

About the BET Awards



What more can I say?? The only thing he didn't touch on that REALLY pissed me off was the fact that there was no muthafucking dance tribute for MICHAEL JACKSON. Are you serious BET??? Then they let Ciara SING. Oh hell no. But other than that, I feel the saaaaaaaaaaame way about those fucked up BET Awards.


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R.I.P Michael Jackson

I was so sad today ya'll. When I heard the news, I turned into Fantasia...




I am so shocked. So if you don't get any peach cobbler for a while, I'm still mourning MJ's death and Celebrating his life. I would post all my favorite MJ videos, but there are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many. So just enjoy watching him be a dancing machine.




And..... Remember The Time, just cause it's sooooo classic.



And watch Can You Feel It cause it was my shit.




Okay, let me stop, cause I can keep going forever. *sigh*

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Seriously.... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

We are in the end of days!!!! We gotta be! I'm speechless like shit right now. I... just.... am completely FLABBERGASTED by this bullshit!!!




WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WORLD COMING TO????

Is that representative in the back... is she actually bobbing her head to Halle Berry??? I CAN'T. I Quit. I hate everything. As my beloved Fresh would say SHAM-FUCKING-WOW. Read more ...

Ballroom Thursdays

You know I love the queens, so I can't let a Thursday go by without giving you some ballroom to give you LIFE! Now, everybody knows Leiomy Mizrahi is hands down my favorite. But I need to find a number 2! You feel me??


So while I was searching high and low, I remembered this post.... and I was so focused on Selvin Khan and his one dangling tooth in all it's fabulousness. But... what about RICKY ALLURE?! I went back and watched that video from 2:39 to 4:25. It was ALL about Ricky Allure. If you go back and watch, you'll see that Mr. Ma'am or Miss Sir, whatever you wanna call him was giving you MUCH fevah! And got damnit if that bitch didn't WERK! He's intriguing. So I perused youtube watching Ricky Allure for a whole damn hour (That's a long time. A whole hour on the internet is one whole less hour I have to do hoe shit.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, The LEGENDARY Ricky Allure.



He told that bitch, throw that damn tutu if you want to. I will embarrass you with your OWN shit! I LOVE IT!



The 7 seconds between 0:23 and 0:30 GAVE ME SO MUCH LIFE!!!!!!! You ain't neva seen the robot look that good! HA!



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Didn't T.I. Kill Your Career Years Ago Lil Flip???

I know it's been a while, and I'm sorry. But honestly, I haven't come across fuckery of this epic proportion in a while. Remember Lil Flip?? It's okay if it takes you a while to remember. He was this rapper from Houston that had a lil quick shine, until he got into it with T.I. about being "King Of The South" (na'an one of them niggas was touching THE REAL King Of The South Kilo Ali, but I digress....). So Clifford did us all a favor and kindly murked Lil Flip's career.

But I guess Flipper couldn't leave well enough alone. I guess he figures since Clifford has a couple of months in the clink he should try to re-emerge. I'm all for that, but this IS NOT THE WAY to make any kind of comeback. Somebody makes a hot song about Halle Berry, so Lil Flip decides he's gonna do one too, about Kim Ho... I mean, Kim Kardashian.

The following is an EPIC FAIL.



Do the Kim Kardashian??? What does that entail? Having a shitty reality show? Stealing Sonya Norwood's credit cards? Unless you talking about making a sex tape with Ray-J or riding Reggie Bush's balogna pony, I'll pass.

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Ballroom Thursdays- Look At Me Bitch!!

It's been a long time, I should'na left you, without a dope post to give you LIFE!!! Ballroom Thursdays is back bitches.

I've perused some of the new new to find these jewels, so enjoy. If the queens don't do it for you like they do it for me, don't worry. Peach Cobbler's fuckery will be back in full force in the upcoming weeks.




I am not the same... I am a Martian??? I guess. You better work you Martian Bitch! LoL.

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I Doubt GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD Is Pleased With This Fool

Sooooo, if you know me, you know I don't really deal with BET at all. And you know, I always just knew that in the depth of my spirit they just still played church services between 4 am and 8 am..... But no.... I don't know what this is. But church service it is not. I don't know if ya'll know who Kerney Thomas is. I didn't until recently. I am troubled in my spirit at this. The "Red Blood Of Jesus Cloth"???? REALLY?? *sigh*



I can't with this hollerin' man!

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They Shoulda Never Gave You Ni99as Animation

Sorry I've been on hiatus. But I'm back with a fuckery filled post for you. By now, you've probably seen THIS NIGGA



from Pretty Ricky dancing in a gotdamn red speedo. If not, you can click here. I don't want to post it, cause that might cause the site to crash due to fuckery overload, considering what I'm about to post.

Somebody thought it would be cute to put it in cartoon form. *SIGH* I laughed SOOOOOOO hard.



B.Y.O.B. makes these all the times. Click here to peep some more. Shout out to the homie JanaiChristian for pointing me towards this jewel.


P.S. THIS SHIT is funny as hell too. Ya'll know I love Lil' Duval.

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PARENTING FAIL!!!!!

Use the comment box and leave some words, cause I have none besides these three- I hate niggashyt.

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Who Is Responsible For This?????????

I don't mind capitalizing on grade A fuckery to make a buck or $5. It is a recession after all. Durty Mo is my hero. Shit. But THIS..... This I simply can't condone. Cockbibs???? Not only am I mad about the fact that these are REAL, I'm destroyed by this video.



I CAN'T. I wish a muthafucka WOULD whip out a bib when I'm getting into some Hoe Shit. Someone explain. Read more ...