The only thing people are talking about from last week's American Idol auditions is muthafuckin Pants On The Ground (which I have heard 7 different versions of by the way, including an auto-tune version AND chopped and screwed, but I digress...)
HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN????
Everybody hopped on General Larry Platt's geriatric dick and forgot all about Lamar Royal. Not over here we didn't. This is certifiable fuckery. If you just wanna skip to the epic curse out, dig in to this cobbler at the 2:19 minute mark.
LMAO. He went SMOOTH OFF on them. Lamar Royal>>>>>>> General Larry Platt. Somebody call Tyler Perry and get this man a job.