La La Laaaa La La Laaaaa FUCK YA'LL!!

The only thing people are talking about from last week's American Idol auditions is muthafuckin Pants On The Ground (which I have heard 7 different versions of by the way, including an auto-tune version AND chopped and screwed, but I digress...)

HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN????

Everybody hopped on General Larry Platt's geriatric dick and forgot all about Lamar Royal. Not over here we didn't. This is certifiable fuckery. If you just wanna skip to the epic curse out, dig in to this cobbler at the 2:19 minute mark.



LMAO. He went SMOOTH OFF on them. Lamar Royal>>>>>>> General Larry Platt. Somebody call Tyler Perry and get this man a job. Read more ...

Wow Kanye...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life-



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Magic, READ YA BOOK!!!!!!

So I was watching DreamGirls with my homegirl while I'm doing her hair today. Aside from laughing at any given moment thinking about Jamie's Peen (teehee), I couldn't help but notice Lil Magic and all that raw emotion she was giving me at the end of the movie!! I was like, somebody please call Tyler Perrrrrrrry!!! Tyler Perry! and get this little girl a gig! I mean, KeKe Palmer ain't the only little black girl out there that can shed a tear on camera.

But apparently, Lil Magic has been hitting the mean streets! I CAN'T!!!! I asked the twitters, and thanks to DivaTy I saw this flyer , and I was like, performing WHAT exactly. I wish I had never known. Cause as soon as I asked, she sent me this.



Magic, get off this stage. AND READ YA BOOK! Read more ...

Ballroom Thursdays

You know I love the queens, so I can't let a Thursday go by without giving you some ballroom to give you LIFE! Now, everybody knows Leiomy Mizrahi is hands down my favorite. But I need to find a number 2! You feel me??


So while I was searching high and low, I remembered this post.... and I was so focused on Selvin Khan and his one dangling tooth in all it's fabulousness. But... what about RICKY ALLURE?! I went back and watched that video from 2:39 to 4:25. It was ALL about Ricky Allure. If you go back and watch, you'll see that Mr. Ma'am or Miss Sir, whatever you wanna call him was giving you MUCH fevah! And got damnit if that bitch didn't WERK! He's intriguing. So I perused youtube watching Ricky Allure for a whole damn hour (That's a long time. A whole hour on the internet is one whole less hour I have to do hoe shit.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, The LEGENDARY Ricky Allure.



He told that bitch, throw that damn tutu if you want to. I will embarrass you with your OWN shit! I LOVE IT!



The 7 seconds between 0:23 and 0:30 GAVE ME SO MUCH LIFE!!!!!!! You ain't neva seen the robot look that good! HA!



I LIVE! Read more ...

Ballroom Thursdays- Look At Me Bitch!!

It's been a long time, I should'na left you, without a dope post to give you LIFE!!! Ballroom Thursdays is back bitches.

I've perused some of the new new to find these jewels, so enjoy. If the queens don't do it for you like they do it for me, don't worry. Peach Cobbler's fuckery will be back in full force in the upcoming weeks.




I am not the same... I am a Martian??? I guess. You better work you Martian Bitch! LoL.

This Video is good shit too, so follow the yellow brick road since I couldn't embed :-/ Read more ...

Who Is Responsible For This?????????

I don't mind capitalizing on grade A fuckery to make a buck or $5. It is a recession after all. Durty Mo is my hero. Shit. But THIS..... This I simply can't condone. Cockbibs???? Not only am I mad about the fact that these are REAL, I'm destroyed by this video.



I CAN'T. I wish a muthafucka WOULD whip out a bib when I'm getting into some Hoe Shit. Someone explain. Read more ...

Bitch, That Was 25 Years Ago!!!

Quick! What's the most FAMOUS music video of all time????










No, sorry. I know, I thought of this too at first. But no. Actually, it's Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Do you know that Ola Ray, the chick from the video, is SUING MJ for royalties off the video??

TRUE STORY!!

WHAT THE HELL??? That shit was 25 years ago!! I'm just saying, I didn't even know you could get royalties off being in a music video. My cousin Dane Dane is in all Shawty Lo videos, he ain't get paid for it though. Does Carlos owe him some money?? I need answers.

But on some real shit, Ola Ray is tripping. Or maybe not. I mean, it is a recession and shit. I'm finna look up my 2nd grade best friend up on facebook cause I gave her $1 to buy a Lisa Frank pencil and eraser from the school store and she ain't neva pay me back. I gots to get to dah moneys like Giesha said.



*Yeah, I know. I just wanted an excuse to post the Get'N 2 The Money video. Read more ...

The Dream Realized???

Barack is in office, and my girlfriend herself said on CNN to Larry King not to long ago that she hopes one day there will be no more racism. Are we getting there???? They are at the Red House!!



I'm WYGBA, this commercial entertained me, and I'm black. LoL

P.S. Don't you just LOVE the music? Organ auto-play game proper. Read more ...

WYGBA Loves The Queens!!!!

Classic Queen Fuckery today for the kids!! *two snaps* Before I hit ya'll with Ballroom Tuesday, consider this post like the Pep Rally! MAN I love the queens!!!!!!!! Watch him turn his fish on!



Owwwwwwww! DO IT BITCH!!!!!

Shout out to the homie AlSharpTongue for leading me to this from twitter. Read more ...

Ballroom Thursday- One Tooth and I'm STILL Shittin' On Dese Hoes!!!

This is an extra special fuckery filled edition of Ballroom Thursdays. I'm not gonna feature the outrageously fem and fabulous this week, though Ms. Selvin "Kool-Aid" Nanooshka Khan is fabulous in his own way! And I must say I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO am in love with Mother G.L.O.V. Ricky Allure! Just watch, listen, learn and LIVE!!!!!!! The whole clip is a a gem, so don't sell yourself short! But if you came just to see the dangling tooth, start at 4:27.




LEGENDARY. Read more ...