Wow Kanye...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life-



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Ballroom Thursdays

You know I love the queens, so I can't let a Thursday go by without giving you some ballroom to give you LIFE! Now, everybody knows Leiomy Mizrahi is hands down my favorite. But I need to find a number 2! You feel me??


So while I was searching high and low, I remembered this post.... and I was so focused on Selvin Khan and his one dangling tooth in all it's fabulousness. But... what about RICKY ALLURE?! I went back and watched that video from 2:39 to 4:25. It was ALL about Ricky Allure. If you go back and watch, you'll see that Mr. Ma'am or Miss Sir, whatever you wanna call him was giving you MUCH fevah! And got damnit if that bitch didn't WERK! He's intriguing. So I perused youtube watching Ricky Allure for a whole damn hour (That's a long time. A whole hour on the internet is one whole less hour I have to do hoe shit.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, The LEGENDARY Ricky Allure.



He told that bitch, throw that damn tutu if you want to. I will embarrass you with your OWN shit! I LOVE IT!



The 7 seconds between 0:23 and 0:30 GAVE ME SO MUCH LIFE!!!!!!! You ain't neva seen the robot look that good! HA!



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I Take My Stanning VERY Seriously

.... But even I can admit when there's fuckery afoot when it comes to my beloved Knowles ladies.

I was supposed to be watching a midnight screening of "Obsessed" as we speak. But much to my EXTREME dismay, Gallery Place/ Chinatown movie theater here in this wretched land that is DC canceled the midnight showing and for some reason, NO THEATERS IN DC ARE SHOWING OBSESSED AT MIDNIGHT. SO I had to peruse these innanets to get a fix of my girlfriend, Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter.

I love my mama, and I know my girlfriend loves her mama too. Hell, I adore Celestine Anne Beyince Knowles. How can I not???? I get biblical when I talk about Mama Tina. She begat my beloved girlfriend. Hell, Mama Tina and I even share a birthday. And I can just tell she's a down ass bitch and I love that about her. But I will not stand for the fuckery that is her appearance in this video.







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Ballroom Thursday- DRAMATIC!

You know what time it is. As you know, on Thursday, I like to pay homage to the ballroom scene. I fucking LIVE for these queens and the day I'm able to witness a ball in person will rank up there on my list of best days ever. You know what it is.

I can't love Leyomi with acknowledging Alloura. So here's an ode to Alloura, another FIERCE bitch whom Leyomi drew his/her inspiration from. Now "Dramatic" means the queen is about to GO AWWWWWF!!!! And Alloura is like the first to ever do it. He/She's the original at this dramatic shit. She's so See You Next Tuesday[1] as the queens would say! Those tittays might pop out EVERYTIME but don't let them fool you. Alloura was born swangin and not puntangin!!! I love it!! WERK ALLOURA!!!!



A bitch is practicing that sideways crawl on the floor TONIGHT you hear me?

Here's a montage video of some of my favorite clips (including some footage of my beloved Leyomi) of some other queens and Alloura him/herself going awwwf with the dramatics.



I LIVE!!!!

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Bitch You'll Gag- Ballroom Thursdays

My homie Tean called me her favorite gay man today on Twitter. Seeing as I'm puntangin' and not swangin' over here, I was confused until I remembered a quote from my dear Tyra in which she claimed she was a "Gay man trapped in a woman's body". I feel like that sometimes.

For instance.... I LIVE for the Ballroom scene!! If you don't know I'm about to put you on. I'm gonna feature a ballroom video every Thursday cause the fuckery factor if off the scale, you hear me?

There are A MILLION youtube videos from the scene. After perusing just about all of them, I have a favorite voguer, and Her name is LEIOMY MIZRAHI. Leiomy is THAT BITCH. They even say that my girlfriend gets inspiration from watching Leiomy videos.



I just love watching her do the damn thing. It gives me life! Who better to be featured in the inaugural Ballroom Thursday post than Ms. Leiomy!!! Get you a piece, whore!!



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Love, Sex, Magic . . . Girl Crush Reactivated

I say all the time that Beyonce is my girlfriend. And in my head she is. No, I'm not gay, I love penis. It's a great and quite wonderful thing. But I just wanna be around Beyonce. I wanna go to sleep and wake up next to her every morning and have her sing to me as I stroke her hair while Jay-Z and my Bust It Baby are in the kitchen making us turkey sausage and cheese omelettes. Yes I love Bey, and I make no apologies for it. But On October 25, 2006, I cheated on my girlfriend for the first time.

Ciara's "Promise" video was on my TV Screen, and I was mesmerized. And it was weird, cause I liked Ciara b4, but I always saw her as that cheerleader from Riverdale that made it big! Go Atlanta and all that good stuff. But that damn Promise video had me with a new, albeit fleeting, girl crush on CiCi. The buzz died down, and I was back to girl crushing only on Queen Bey.

It's been a peaceful year and a half since Promise. But now CiCi's back on my girl crush radar. Cause THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE NIGGA!!!!! Whew! I present to you, LOVE SEX MAGIC. The music video in full. Be prepared to be mesmerized.



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Oscars Schmoscars!!!

Let the other sites give you the Oscar fill, we fucks with Presidential Shit over here!

President Barack and First Lady Obama hosted the Governor's dinner this past weekend. Check out the pics below.







Aren't they a good looking couple!



President Obama looking like he kinda wishes it was some Cognac in that glass. I know I'm not the only one that thinks Barack dranks that 'Yac.




First Lady Michelle "BAD BITCH" Obama and the Terminator (this nigga's still in office? Doesn't it seem like he's been Cali's governor forever?!)




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Now That's A Bad Bitch

When I saw Michelle Obama on election night in that very memorable red and black stunner of a dress by Narcisco Rodriguez, I turned and asked a friend "Is it okay to call Michelle a Bad Bitch? I need answers, cause DAMNIT will you LOOK AT HER?!!?! That's a bad ass bitch!"

No disrespect. But hey, I call it like I see it. And if ever anybody deserved the title.... Sheeeeit. I wouldn't be surprised if Barack Obama himself thinks from time to time "My wife is a bad bitch."

The First Lady is covering Vogue this month. Now... I could applaud Vogue for this, but I'm not. It's Black History month and those bitches hardly ever give a Black woman a cover. And black models?! Forget about it. Oprah, Halle Berry, and JHud have each graced the covers but no Tyra, Alek Wek, or Veronica Webb. But I digress....

Check out the Baddest Bitch on the world and her Vogue Cover. Yes, I said "On the world". She's that bad.

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