La La Laaaa La La Laaaaa FUCK YA'LL!!

The only thing people are talking about from last week's American Idol auditions is muthafuckin Pants On The Ground (which I have heard 7 different versions of by the way, including an auto-tune version AND chopped and screwed, but I digress...)

HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN????

Everybody hopped on General Larry Platt's geriatric dick and forgot all about Lamar Royal. Not over here we didn't. This is certifiable fuckery. If you just wanna skip to the epic curse out, dig in to this cobbler at the 2:19 minute mark.



LMAO. He went SMOOTH OFF on them. Lamar Royal>>>>>>> General Larry Platt. Somebody call Tyler Perry and get this man a job. Read more ...

Hilarity Just Ensued

How can you not love Affion Crockett for this??

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Wow Kanye...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life-



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Ballroom Thursdays

You know I love the queens, so I can't let a Thursday go by without giving you some ballroom to give you LIFE! Now, everybody knows Leiomy Mizrahi is hands down my favorite. But I need to find a number 2! You feel me??


So while I was searching high and low, I remembered this post.... and I was so focused on Selvin Khan and his one dangling tooth in all it's fabulousness. But... what about RICKY ALLURE?! I went back and watched that video from 2:39 to 4:25. It was ALL about Ricky Allure. If you go back and watch, you'll see that Mr. Ma'am or Miss Sir, whatever you wanna call him was giving you MUCH fevah! And got damnit if that bitch didn't WERK! He's intriguing. So I perused youtube watching Ricky Allure for a whole damn hour (That's a long time. A whole hour on the internet is one whole less hour I have to do hoe shit.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, The LEGENDARY Ricky Allure.



He told that bitch, throw that damn tutu if you want to. I will embarrass you with your OWN shit! I LOVE IT!



The 7 seconds between 0:23 and 0:30 GAVE ME SO MUCH LIFE!!!!!!! You ain't neva seen the robot look that good! HA!



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Ballroom Thursdays- Look At Me Bitch!!

It's been a long time, I should'na left you, without a dope post to give you LIFE!!! Ballroom Thursdays is back bitches.

I've perused some of the new new to find these jewels, so enjoy. If the queens don't do it for you like they do it for me, don't worry. Peach Cobbler's fuckery will be back in full force in the upcoming weeks.




I am not the same... I am a Martian??? I guess. You better work you Martian Bitch! LoL.

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They Shoulda Never Gave You Ni99as Animation

Sorry I've been on hiatus. But I'm back with a fuckery filled post for you. By now, you've probably seen THIS NIGGA



from Pretty Ricky dancing in a gotdamn red speedo. If not, you can click here. I don't want to post it, cause that might cause the site to crash due to fuckery overload, considering what I'm about to post.

Somebody thought it would be cute to put it in cartoon form. *SIGH* I laughed SOOOOOOO hard.



B.Y.O.B. makes these all the times. Click here to peep some more. Shout out to the homie JanaiChristian for pointing me towards this jewel.


P.S. THIS SHIT is funny as hell too. Ya'll know I love Lil' Duval.

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WYGBA Loves The Queens!!!!

Classic Queen Fuckery today for the kids!! *two snaps* Before I hit ya'll with Ballroom Tuesday, consider this post like the Pep Rally! MAN I love the queens!!!!!!!! Watch him turn his fish on!



Owwwwwwww! DO IT BITCH!!!!!

Shout out to the homie AlSharpTongue for leading me to this from twitter. Read more ...

CHICAGO MUTHAFUCKIN LARRY

This will go in my top 10 most hilarious things I've ever seen on YouTube EVER!!!!!!!!!! I have no other words! I just nearly died laughing!



FUCKKKKKKKKERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ballroom Thursday- DRAMATIC!

You know what time it is. As you know, on Thursday, I like to pay homage to the ballroom scene. I fucking LIVE for these queens and the day I'm able to witness a ball in person will rank up there on my list of best days ever. You know what it is.

I can't love Leyomi with acknowledging Alloura. So here's an ode to Alloura, another FIERCE bitch whom Leyomi drew his/her inspiration from. Now "Dramatic" means the queen is about to GO AWWWWWF!!!! And Alloura is like the first to ever do it. He/She's the original at this dramatic shit. She's so See You Next Tuesday[1] as the queens would say! Those tittays might pop out EVERYTIME but don't let them fool you. Alloura was born swangin and not puntangin!!! I love it!! WERK ALLOURA!!!!



A bitch is practicing that sideways crawl on the floor TONIGHT you hear me?

Here's a montage video of some of my favorite clips (including some footage of my beloved Leyomi) of some other queens and Alloura him/herself going awwwf with the dramatics.



I LIVE!!!!

1. See You Next Tuesday is how I say the word C-U-N... Don't make me spell it out! really don't like that word! But you get it! Read more ...

What's A Show Without Mr. Hit Dat Hoe?!?!

A couple posts back I introduced some of you to Mr. Hit Dat Hoe. The more I watched the video, the more I realized that Mr. Hit Dat Hoe is my hero. I can watch his videos over, and over, and over again. Ask My Bestie and she'll tell you I'm good for watching shit a million times if I dig it.

Anywhooooooos, A WONDERFUL THING HAS HAPPENED!!!!!!!! Mr. Hit Dat Hoe HAS HIS OWN SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing that would make me happier would be if my girlfriend Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter herself made a video doing Mr. Hit Dat Hoe's moves. I mean, Texas love, right?! Check my hero out, doing his thing to HIS SONG. Skip all the bullshit and Fuckery Greatness starts at 2:16.




AND HE PERFORMS AT THE CLUB!?!?! Get him booked at Love IMMEDIATELY!



I feel so proud. As a bonus, watch him get down to this other song "Bad Lil Braud". It's on my iPod. Don't judge me.



P.S. Caress, can Da Fashionist please feature Mr. Hit Dat Hoe as the style star of the week??? Do you SEE how he works a white tee with the Versace locs?? Read more ...

WTF Mondays

I grew up in a marching band loving house. My mama was a majorette in high school. I was on the dance line, and my sister was a majorette too. We went to every damn Battle of the Bands Atlanta had. If you're from Atlanta, you know there was like 50-11 of them hoes a year. We didn't care. We enjoyed the HELL out of them.

Anyway, I guess my sister was having majorette withdrawl or something the other day, cause she was on youtube watching videos of majorettes working the hell out of a baton. And I'll be damned if she didn't find the single most FIERCE YET HILARIOUS marching band performance I've EVER seen in all my 23 years on this earth.

CLICK HERE AND GET YOU A BIG ASS MUTHAFUCKIN PIECE WHORE!!!!

Embedding disabled, but just follow your nose. It'll be worth it cause the fuckery level is through the gahtdamn roof on this one!!! My week is MADE.

I'm SOOOOOO hitting that 0:53-0:58 in the club this week.

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Bitch You'll Gag- Ballroom Thursdays

My homie Tean called me her favorite gay man today on Twitter. Seeing as I'm puntangin' and not swangin' over here, I was confused until I remembered a quote from my dear Tyra in which she claimed she was a "Gay man trapped in a woman's body". I feel like that sometimes.

For instance.... I LIVE for the Ballroom scene!! If you don't know I'm about to put you on. I'm gonna feature a ballroom video every Thursday cause the fuckery factor if off the scale, you hear me?

There are A MILLION youtube videos from the scene. After perusing just about all of them, I have a favorite voguer, and Her name is LEIOMY MIZRAHI. Leiomy is THAT BITCH. They even say that my girlfriend gets inspiration from watching Leiomy videos.



I just love watching her do the damn thing. It gives me life! Who better to be featured in the inaugural Ballroom Thursday post than Ms. Leiomy!!! Get you a piece, whore!!



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When all else fails, Do some "Hoe Shit"

I used to be a girlfriend type of girl. These days, I'm enjoying living the single life. Engaging in what I'd like to call "Hoe Shit". No, I'm not a hoe. I just dabble in Hoe-ish ativities. "When all else fails, do some hoe shit." Those are the words of Erykah Badu.



I'd also like to shout out my homie Caress Lepore who says, and I quote "Hoe Shit is what Willis was talking about!" If you don't know, you better ask somebody. Read more ...

The Audacity of Keri Hilson

So by now I'm sure you've heard the "Turning Me On (Remix)" in which Keri Hilson takes a stab at Beyonce. I like Keri Hilson. I do. Turning Me On is my shit. It is. But Keri, C'MON!!!!!!!!! How dare you! The mayor of East Bumblefuck can't come at Obama!! This guy sums it up HILARIOUSLY!!!!!!!!



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His mama named him Clay, I'ma call him Clay

Ya'll know I love Lil Duval AND I especially love T.I. The former for being cute with his little self and the latter for being responsible for my introduction to Young Dro... and that rapping thing he does too. So while perusing the internet for Fuckery, I came across this little jewel and I had to share!



T.I. is so silly!!!!!!! The video is ten times funnier just because of how hard he's laughing. LoL. But I feel their pain. I met a girl who told me "Everybody calls me Chocolate" when I asked her for her name. SMH. You crazy if you think I'm bout to call you that. Silly rabbit.

p.s. This begs the question, at what age is it not okay for a grown ass man to have a nickname anyway? Read more ...

YT Got Soul!!

This has made it's way into my inbox and I started not to share cause it is Black History Month after all. But this is Grade A Collegiate fuckery at it's finest!



If you're anything like me, you said to yourself, "They better not do the dance..." then screamed "OH SHIT!!!!" when they hit it. LMAO.

Did a lil research and discovered they put on for their city too!



Shout out to the Team Chunk YT getting it on the "Got Money" part!!! I can't! So I'ma let you.

As a bonus, I had to post this one too cause Top Back is like, one of my all-time favorite TI songs.



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What the fuk is he saying?!

I have a lot of respect for Ryan Leslie. Not only did he graduate from Harvard at 19, but he wrote a hit song for Cassie. Have you heard her voice?! Now that's what you call accomplishment. Anyway, Ryan Leslie's new CD is a BANGER. Now, I might be crazy, but my favorite song on the CD is one in which I can hardly understand what this nigga is saying. But I LOVE this song. Who knew you could love a song without understanding the lyrics. The song is Appropriately entitled "Gibberish". LoL. Take a listen.

DOWNLOAD: ryan leslie - gibberish

LoL. Guess I won't be singing along any time soon.


*Side note- One of my twitter buds calls Ryan Leslie "Milhouse." LMAO. I see it! Hilarious. Read more ...

Lest We Forget

All this drama might have some of us forgetting it's Black History month. But not here at Peach Cobbler!

We all know about MLK, Marcus Garvey, and the other famous, more prominent black figures in history, but what about the less famous ones who have made arguably as valuable contributions?

Cheryl "Peaches" Delaney of Ben Hill Atlanta, GA, was working the night shift at a McDonald's in 1974. The 16 year-old high school junior had just been severely reprimanded by her manager, one Arnold McFarland, over her Afro hairdo being unprofessional. McFarland gave her an ultimatum of wearing a clown hat or being fired, and Delaney, working to save money for cosmetology school, relented and wore the clown hat.

Hours later, she noticed several of her classmates in the drive-through window, on their way to a party.. Luscious Jones, Fred Williams, Eddie James, and Derrick Smith were riding in a green AMC Pacer. The four of them ordered four hamburgers, and were going to split three orders of fries and two Cokes. Peaches, filling the order, noticed that McFarland (the manager) had taken his nightly thirty-minute bathroom break, had an epiphany. She locked eyes with LaWanda, who was on fries, and Fat Sam, who was on the register, and in a blur of motion, they stuffed 5 jumbo bags with every single hamburger, cheeseburger, French fry, cookie, and other item they could find, accepting $1.01 from Luscious Jones as payment.

Cheryl "Peaches" Delaney had invented... "The Hook-Up."

We salute you Ms. Cheryl "Peaches" Delaney... a Black Leader in African-American History.

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