Wow Kanye...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life-



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I Take My Stanning VERY Seriously

.... But even I can admit when there's fuckery afoot when it comes to my beloved Knowles ladies.

I was supposed to be watching a midnight screening of "Obsessed" as we speak. But much to my EXTREME dismay, Gallery Place/ Chinatown movie theater here in this wretched land that is DC canceled the midnight showing and for some reason, NO THEATERS IN DC ARE SHOWING OBSESSED AT MIDNIGHT. SO I had to peruse these innanets to get a fix of my girlfriend, Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter.

I love my mama, and I know my girlfriend loves her mama too. Hell, I adore Celestine Anne Beyince Knowles. How can I not???? I get biblical when I talk about Mama Tina. She begat my beloved girlfriend. Hell, Mama Tina and I even share a birthday. And I can just tell she's a down ass bitch and I love that about her. But I will not stand for the fuckery that is her appearance in this video.







DIDN'T YOU KNOW THE CAMERAS WERE ON CELESTINE???? SMH. She just looks HAGGARD. I am displeased. Read more ...

Love, Sex, Magic . . . Girl Crush Reactivated

I say all the time that Beyonce is my girlfriend. And in my head she is. No, I'm not gay, I love penis. It's a great and quite wonderful thing. But I just wanna be around Beyonce. I wanna go to sleep and wake up next to her every morning and have her sing to me as I stroke her hair while Jay-Z and my Bust It Baby are in the kitchen making us turkey sausage and cheese omelettes. Yes I love Bey, and I make no apologies for it. But On October 25, 2006, I cheated on my girlfriend for the first time.

Ciara's "Promise" video was on my TV Screen, and I was mesmerized. And it was weird, cause I liked Ciara b4, but I always saw her as that cheerleader from Riverdale that made it big! Go Atlanta and all that good stuff. But that damn Promise video had me with a new, albeit fleeting, girl crush on CiCi. The buzz died down, and I was back to girl crushing only on Queen Bey.

It's been a peaceful year and a half since Promise. But now CiCi's back on my girl crush radar. Cause THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE NIGGA!!!!! Whew! I present to you, LOVE SEX MAGIC. The music video in full. Be prepared to be mesmerized.



P.S. Penis, don't be worried. I will never forsake you. Read more ...

The Audacity of Keri Hilson

So by now I'm sure you've heard the "Turning Me On (Remix)" in which Keri Hilson takes a stab at Beyonce. I like Keri Hilson. I do. Turning Me On is my shit. It is. But Keri, C'MON!!!!!!!!! How dare you! The mayor of East Bumblefuck can't come at Obama!! This guy sums it up HILARIOUSLY!!!!!!!!



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I Take My Stanning Very Seriously

A dose of my girlfriend. I love this damn song. Mainly because Mrs. Carter's vocals on this track are nothing short of OUTSTANDING. You can be the biggest Beyonce hater in the universe and would still have to admit that she can sing after hearing this. 2:00- 3:07?! Forget about it! Shit's gold. Enjoy. I always do.

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I Take My Stanning Very Seriously

Anyone that knows me knows I live and breathe Beyonce Giselle Knowles. I make no qualms about the fact that I would love to wake up and see her everyday and have her sing to me and then tell her how pretty she is. So, I wouldn't be doing my civic duty without a daily dose of my girlfriend (in my head, no homo, well, maybe just a little bit.) Get with it or get lost.



Get em Sasha Fierce. I want those glasses. Read more ...