Seriously.... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

We are in the end of days!!!! We gotta be! I'm speechless like shit right now. I... just.... am completely FLABBERGASTED by this bullshit!!!




WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WORLD COMING TO????

Is that representative in the back... is she actually bobbing her head to Halle Berry??? I CAN'T. I Quit. I hate everything. As my beloved Fresh would say SHAM-FUCKING-WOW. Read more ...

PARENTING FAIL!!!!!

Use the comment box and leave some words, cause I have none besides these three- I hate niggashyt.

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The Dream Realized???

Barack is in office, and my girlfriend herself said on CNN to Larry King not to long ago that she hopes one day there will be no more racism. Are we getting there???? They are at the Red House!!



I'm WYGBA, this commercial entertained me, and I'm black. LoL

P.S. Don't you just LOVE the music? Organ auto-play game proper. Read more ...

Pray For The Kids

I remember when I was little, there were some songs and music videos my mama was just NOT gonna have me and my little sister exposed to. I don't know what's going on with parents these days. People under the age of 13 mixed with certain songs/ dances just automatically equal a parenting FAIL. Father, help your children!




Young sir, you are all of 10 years old, if that. WHAT does thuggin love even mean at that age? Are you bullying somebody out of their Oatmeal Pie on the school yard and giving it to your girl?? (He can sing though...)



I know ya'll remember that!! They ain't gon think that shit is cute when she's 12 and shaking her ass all over the place.




And I KNOW we all remember when this hit the internet streets. They better put a Nuva Ring on lil mama in the pink at MENARCHE! I ain't lying! SMH. Read more ...

When Sunday Comes My Troubles Go...

... But this video you're about to watch troubled me on this glorious Sunday Mawnin'. A little background if you will-

Now, I know you ALL can remember when Kirk Franklin came out with Stomp. Think back to your first time hearing it. Let's say you just came in on the chorus, or on Salt from Salt and Pepa's rap. You may have been confused. You were probably listening to your regular old radio station, and Stomp was probably played right between Junior Mafia's "Crush On You" and Master P's "Make Em Say Uggh". If you were like me, you were jammin and then you stopped, listened to the lyrics, and realized.... it was a gospel song.

Kirk Franklin was responsible for making a plethora of super jiggy gospel songs. As my friend Katrina would say "Kirk Franklin needs to stop making these church songs with these tight ass beats!!" I didn't mind it so much.... UNTIL THIS WEEKEND. When Mary Mary took it to a WHOLE 'NOTHA LEVEL. Hold my mule.

AUTOTUNE???? AMBER ROSE IN THE VIDEO???? Noooooooooooooooooooooo Mary Mary!!!!!!! We are surely in the end of days.



If I ever hear this mixed with "Blame It On The Alcohol" I quit life. Unless it's during Communion I guess. *shrugs shoulders* Read more ...

End Of Damn Days- Praise Dance on the Pole

Check the blog roll for GOLD, but in case you've been under a rock and don't follow Fresh over at Crunk and Disorderly or my Twitter Twin's blog to get your Pop Culture Fix, get you a piece here!!!


I spotted this on those blogs. I just don't know how to feel about this. When I was growing up, my Sunday School teacher always said to make sure you use your talents to praise God. I'm pretty sure this is NOT what she had in mind. Now I know Ronnie and Trix said you gotta use what you got to get what you want, but I'm sure that doesn't include wanting to get into heaven! LoL. Jesus, take the wheel and drive me away from this foolishness!!!!!!!!



Diamond would not approve. Well, she might... she does wear all white these days like an angel.


P.S. I used to LOVE this song. I don't know if it'll ever be the same for me again.

P.S.S. I would love to see him go head to head on the pole with The Little Goonette. Read more ...

What's A Show Without Mr. Hit Dat Hoe?!?!

A couple posts back I introduced some of you to Mr. Hit Dat Hoe. The more I watched the video, the more I realized that Mr. Hit Dat Hoe is my hero. I can watch his videos over, and over, and over again. Ask My Bestie and she'll tell you I'm good for watching shit a million times if I dig it.

Anywhooooooos, A WONDERFUL THING HAS HAPPENED!!!!!!!! Mr. Hit Dat Hoe HAS HIS OWN SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing that would make me happier would be if my girlfriend Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter herself made a video doing Mr. Hit Dat Hoe's moves. I mean, Texas love, right?! Check my hero out, doing his thing to HIS SONG. Skip all the bullshit and Fuckery Greatness starts at 2:16.




AND HE PERFORMS AT THE CLUB!?!?! Get him booked at Love IMMEDIATELY!



I feel so proud. As a bonus, watch him get down to this other song "Bad Lil Braud". It's on my iPod. Don't judge me.



P.S. Caress, can Da Fashionist please feature Mr. Hit Dat Hoe as the style star of the week??? Do you SEE how he works a white tee with the Versace locs?? Read more ...

Come and get some Coonery!!!!

I was wondering what was going on with Chris Brown and googled "Hit Dat Hoe". I came across this gem of fuckery and I knew I had to post it. This negro is HITTING that shit! But it's still A+ coonery at it's finest. Do you see his hair?!?!?! We shall overcome one day, but as long as it's somebody out there in the world doing this shit right here, it won't be today.




THANK GOD THEY AIN'T FROM ATLANTA! Read more ...