Monday, March 30, 2009

Must Fu*kin' See T.V. For That Ass!!

As an entertainment blogger, one should be able to write a blog in which they share thoughts or commentary on various subjects and goings on in the entertainment world. I am not an entertainment blogger. I blog about fuckery. And I should be able to type my little fuckery enthusiast heart away when I come across a JEWEL such as this. But after watching this, I AM SPEECHLESS. There are no words. So I'm let ya'll write. Please leave a comment with your thoughts. Flava Flav and Ray J AIN'T GOT SHIT ON PLIES!!!!

"Goonette" Trailer
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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Come and get some Coonery!!!!

I was wondering what was going on with Chris Brown and googled "Hit Dat Hoe". I came across this gem of fuckery and I knew I had to post it. This negro is HITTING that shit! But it's still A+ coonery at it's finest. Do you see his hair?!?!?! We shall overcome one day, but as long as it's somebody out there in the world doing this shit right here, it won't be today.


Monday, March 23, 2009

Love, Sex, Magic . . . Girl Crush Reactivated

I say all the time that Beyonce is my girlfriend. And in my head she is. No, I'm not gay, I love penis. It's a great and quite wonderful thing. But I just wanna be around Beyonce. I wanna go to sleep and wake up next to her every morning and have her sing to me as I stroke her hair while Jay-Z and my Bust It Baby are in the kitchen making us turkey sausage and cheese omelettes. Yes I love Bey, and I make no apologies for it. But On October 25, 2006, I cheated on my girlfriend for the first time.

Ciara's "Promise" video was on my TV Screen, and I was mesmerized. And it was weird, cause I liked Ciara b4, but I always saw her as that cheerleader from Riverdale that made it big! Go Atlanta and all that good stuff. But that damn Promise video had me with a new, albeit fleeting, girl crush on CiCi. The buzz died down, and I was back to girl crushing only on Queen Bey.

It's been a peaceful year and a half since Promise. But now CiCi's back on my girl crush radar. Cause THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE NIGGA!!!!! Whew! I present to you, LOVE SEX MAGIC. The music video in full. Be prepared to be mesmerized.

P.S. Penis, don't be worried. I will never forsake you. Read more ...

Thursday, March 12, 2009

When all else fails, Do some "Hoe Shit"

I used to be a girlfriend type of girl. These days, I'm enjoying living the single life. Engaging in what I'd like to call "Hoe Shit". No, I'm not a hoe. I just dabble in Hoe-ish ativities. "When all else fails, do some hoe shit." Those are the words of Erykah Badu.

I'd also like to shout out my homie Caress Lepore who says, and I quote "Hoe Shit is what Willis was talking about!" If you don't know, you better ask somebody. Read more ...

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The Audacity of Keri Hilson

So by now I'm sure you've heard the "Turning Me On (Remix)" in which Keri Hilson takes a stab at Beyonce. I like Keri Hilson. I do. Turning Me On is my shit. It is. But Keri, C'MON!!!!!!!!! How dare you! The mayor of East Bumblefuck can't come at Obama!! This guy sums it up HILARIOUSLY!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Network TV YT Fuckery

So I watched Jimmy Fallon's show last night. It was pretty good. I'ma need Jimmy Boy to work on the interview skills a little bit. He had Robert De Niro up there looking like he was saying "They shoulda neva gave this nigga a show" in his head. But having the Roots as the house band and Justin Timberlake as a guest didn't hurt. How funny was "Slow Jammin' The News"?!

Now, anyone that knows me knows I'm always conflicted on Saturday night about going out to the club. I always go... but I get sad for a quick minute that I can't watch Saturday Night Live while it's actually on live. (Thank goodness for DVR. I get home from the club and watch SNL every Saturday at like 4 in the am, or later depending on if I'm getting some of the medicine ;) ) And watching Jimmy last night made me just REALLY wanna watch one of my favorite SNL skits ever. It starts off slow but ends up being FUCKING HILARIOUS! If this doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.

RAOTFLMMFBACTFAIMATWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I saw that on a tweet. Rolling all over the floor laughing my mother-fu*kin black ass completely the fu*k, and I mean all the way, off! I think it's the ultimate LoL.) Read more ...