WYGBA Loves The Queens!!!!

Classic Queen Fuckery today for the kids!! *two snaps* Before I hit ya'll with Ballroom Tuesday, consider this post like the Pep Rally! MAN I love the queens!!!!!!!! Watch him turn his fish on!



Owwwwwwww! DO IT BITCH!!!!!

Shout out to the homie AlSharpTongue for leading me to this from twitter. Read more ...

CHICAGO MUTHAFUCKIN LARRY

This will go in my top 10 most hilarious things I've ever seen on YouTube EVER!!!!!!!!!! I have no other words! I just nearly died laughing!



FUCKKKKKKKKERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give him his own show IMMEDIATELY!! Read more ...

Pray For The Kids

I remember when I was little, there were some songs and music videos my mama was just NOT gonna have me and my little sister exposed to. I don't know what's going on with parents these days. People under the age of 13 mixed with certain songs/ dances just automatically equal a parenting FAIL. Father, help your children!




Young sir, you are all of 10 years old, if that. WHAT does thuggin love even mean at that age? Are you bullying somebody out of their Oatmeal Pie on the school yard and giving it to your girl?? (He can sing though...)



I know ya'll remember that!! They ain't gon think that shit is cute when she's 12 and shaking her ass all over the place.




And I KNOW we all remember when this hit the internet streets. They better put a Nuva Ring on lil mama in the pink at MENARCHE! I ain't lying! SMH. Read more ...

I Take My Stanning VERY Seriously

.... But even I can admit when there's fuckery afoot when it comes to my beloved Knowles ladies.

I was supposed to be watching a midnight screening of "Obsessed" as we speak. But much to my EXTREME dismay, Gallery Place/ Chinatown movie theater here in this wretched land that is DC canceled the midnight showing and for some reason, NO THEATERS IN DC ARE SHOWING OBSESSED AT MIDNIGHT. SO I had to peruse these innanets to get a fix of my girlfriend, Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter.

I love my mama, and I know my girlfriend loves her mama too. Hell, I adore Celestine Anne Beyince Knowles. How can I not???? I get biblical when I talk about Mama Tina. She begat my beloved girlfriend. Hell, Mama Tina and I even share a birthday. And I can just tell she's a down ass bitch and I love that about her. But I will not stand for the fuckery that is her appearance in this video.







DIDN'T YOU KNOW THE CAMERAS WERE ON CELESTINE???? SMH. She just looks HAGGARD. I am displeased. Read more ...

Fuckery By Madam Lacefront!!

So... I was on twitter (as usual) and I saw I had someone by the name of Madam_Lacefront following me. I went to her website and struck pure fuckery gold!!!!! No need to say more. These pictures are worth some stacks of words.












Boy! You are not Puerto Rican!!! It's a girl out there with a kinky haired baby on the way that's gon be maaaaaaaaaaaad....



How you go from Nubian Queen....




TO GHETTO GODDESS??? I can't with her!





Did you REALLY have to point out the baby hair??




The lacefront nor those contacts can help you boo. Sorry.



YTs in on it too??? Take me now!










NO WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When Sunday Comes My Troubles Go...

... But this video you're about to watch troubled me on this glorious Sunday Mawnin'. A little background if you will-

Now, I know you ALL can remember when Kirk Franklin came out with Stomp. Think back to your first time hearing it. Let's say you just came in on the chorus, or on Salt from Salt and Pepa's rap. You may have been confused. You were probably listening to your regular old radio station, and Stomp was probably played right between Junior Mafia's "Crush On You" and Master P's "Make Em Say Uggh". If you were like me, you were jammin and then you stopped, listened to the lyrics, and realized.... it was a gospel song.

Kirk Franklin was responsible for making a plethora of super jiggy gospel songs. As my friend Katrina would say "Kirk Franklin needs to stop making these church songs with these tight ass beats!!" I didn't mind it so much.... UNTIL THIS WEEKEND. When Mary Mary took it to a WHOLE 'NOTHA LEVEL. Hold my mule.

AUTOTUNE???? AMBER ROSE IN THE VIDEO???? Noooooooooooooooooooooo Mary Mary!!!!!!! We are surely in the end of days.



If I ever hear this mixed with "Blame It On The Alcohol" I quit life. Unless it's during Communion I guess. *shrugs shoulders* Read more ...

Inspired by Peety Pablo, Chalie Boy, and DMX??*

I can't. It's too nice a weekend for this shit!!!!



I blame BatsFoMJ and twitter for me knowing about this bullshit. It made me remember this. SMH at how me and the homie Brie would start singing this theme song whenever we met somebody at HU with a ghetto name (it wasn't often).




*Freek-A-Leek, I'm Curious and What These Bitches Want. Read more ...

Ballroom Thursday- One Tooth and I'm STILL Shittin' On Dese Hoes!!!

This is an extra special fuckery filled edition of Ballroom Thursdays. I'm not gonna feature the outrageously fem and fabulous this week, though Ms. Selvin "Kool-Aid" Nanooshka Khan is fabulous in his own way! And I must say I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO am in love with Mother G.L.O.V. Ricky Allure! Just watch, listen, learn and LIVE!!!!!!! The whole clip is a a gem, so don't sell yourself short! But if you came just to see the dangling tooth, start at 4:27.




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CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!!!!!!

I don't watch "You Are NOT The Father" anymore cause last time I did, I saw this-



and was immediately turned off. [1]

It's a shame I guess, cause word on the curb is that every 70 shows, they might sprinkle in an episode that has nothing to do with DNA testing. Go figure. So shout out to the homie Ja for directing to this nugget of fuckery. Her tip of the day, If ya man comes home and says he had Chicken Tetrazzini for lunch, pull a Riskay and ask to smell that dick!



WHY is she more country than a sugar sammich on light skinned bread?!?! I can't.




1. HOW and WHY do these broads constantly go on Maury with that 5000% sure bullshit? Setting yourself up for Epic Failure. Read more ...

End Of Damn Days- Praise Dance on the Pole

Check the blog roll for GOLD, but in case you've been under a rock and don't follow Fresh over at Crunk and Disorderly or my Twitter Twin's blog to get your Pop Culture Fix, get you a piece here!!!


I spotted this on those blogs. I just don't know how to feel about this. When I was growing up, my Sunday School teacher always said to make sure you use your talents to praise God. I'm pretty sure this is NOT what she had in mind. Now I know Ronnie and Trix said you gotta use what you got to get what you want, but I'm sure that doesn't include wanting to get into heaven! LoL. Jesus, take the wheel and drive me away from this foolishness!!!!!!!!



Diamond would not approve. Well, she might... she does wear all white these days like an angel.


P.S. I used to LOVE this song. I don't know if it'll ever be the same for me again.

P.S.S. I would love to see him go head to head on the pole with The Little Goonette. Read more ...

Danger! She Smashed The Homies!!

Growing up in Atlanta, we had a plethora of colorful euphemisms for having sex. And "Smash" wasn't one of them. It wasn't until I was 18 at HU that I heard someone from up north, or maybe the west coast say "I smashed." And when I figured out what he was talking about, I immediately put the term "Smashing" on my "DO NOT LIKE" list. LoL. But alas, the years up here have found "smash" in my vernacular, much to my dismay. This video makes us for it!



SMH. They shoulda never gave some niggas innanets. Read more ...

Ballroom Thursday- DRAMATIC!

You know what time it is. As you know, on Thursday, I like to pay homage to the ballroom scene. I fucking LIVE for these queens and the day I'm able to witness a ball in person will rank up there on my list of best days ever. You know what it is.

I can't love Leyomi with acknowledging Alloura. So here's an ode to Alloura, another FIERCE bitch whom Leyomi drew his/her inspiration from. Now "Dramatic" means the queen is about to GO AWWWWWF!!!! And Alloura is like the first to ever do it. He/She's the original at this dramatic shit. She's so See You Next Tuesday[1] as the queens would say! Those tittays might pop out EVERYTIME but don't let them fool you. Alloura was born swangin and not puntangin!!! I love it!! WERK ALLOURA!!!!



A bitch is practicing that sideways crawl on the floor TONIGHT you hear me?

Here's a montage video of some of my favorite clips (including some footage of my beloved Leyomi) of some other queens and Alloura him/herself going awwwf with the dramatics.



I LIVE!!!!

1. See You Next Tuesday is how I say the word C-U-N... Don't make me spell it out! really don't like that word! But you get it! Read more ...

Spotted on the Innanets- Tang Fuckery Gold

NO WORDS-



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What's A Show Without Mr. Hit Dat Hoe?!?!

A couple posts back I introduced some of you to Mr. Hit Dat Hoe. The more I watched the video, the more I realized that Mr. Hit Dat Hoe is my hero. I can watch his videos over, and over, and over again. Ask My Bestie and she'll tell you I'm good for watching shit a million times if I dig it.

Anywhooooooos, A WONDERFUL THING HAS HAPPENED!!!!!!!! Mr. Hit Dat Hoe HAS HIS OWN SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing that would make me happier would be if my girlfriend Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter herself made a video doing Mr. Hit Dat Hoe's moves. I mean, Texas love, right?! Check my hero out, doing his thing to HIS SONG. Skip all the bullshit and Fuckery Greatness starts at 2:16.




AND HE PERFORMS AT THE CLUB!?!?! Get him booked at Love IMMEDIATELY!



I feel so proud. As a bonus, watch him get down to this other song "Bad Lil Braud". It's on my iPod. Don't judge me.



P.S. Caress, can Da Fashionist please feature Mr. Hit Dat Hoe as the style star of the week??? Do you SEE how he works a white tee with the Versace locs?? Read more ...

WTF Mondays

I grew up in a marching band loving house. My mama was a majorette in high school. I was on the dance line, and my sister was a majorette too. We went to every damn Battle of the Bands Atlanta had. If you're from Atlanta, you know there was like 50-11 of them hoes a year. We didn't care. We enjoyed the HELL out of them.

Anyway, I guess my sister was having majorette withdrawl or something the other day, cause she was on youtube watching videos of majorettes working the hell out of a baton. And I'll be damned if she didn't find the single most FIERCE YET HILARIOUS marching band performance I've EVER seen in all my 23 years on this earth.

CLICK HERE AND GET YOU A BIG ASS MUTHAFUCKIN PIECE WHORE!!!!

Embedding disabled, but just follow your nose. It'll be worth it cause the fuckery level is through the gahtdamn roof on this one!!! My week is MADE.

I'm SOOOOOO hitting that 0:53-0:58 in the club this week.

P.S. Why he look like the dude that played Young Roland in "The Wood"?!?! Read more ...

Bitch You'll Gag- Ballroom Thursdays

My homie Tean called me her favorite gay man today on Twitter. Seeing as I'm puntangin' and not swangin' over here, I was confused until I remembered a quote from my dear Tyra in which she claimed she was a "Gay man trapped in a woman's body". I feel like that sometimes.

For instance.... I LIVE for the Ballroom scene!! If you don't know I'm about to put you on. I'm gonna feature a ballroom video every Thursday cause the fuckery factor if off the scale, you hear me?

There are A MILLION youtube videos from the scene. After perusing just about all of them, I have a favorite voguer, and Her name is LEIOMY MIZRAHI. Leiomy is THAT BITCH. They even say that my girlfriend gets inspiration from watching Leiomy videos.



I just love watching her do the damn thing. It gives me life! Who better to be featured in the inaugural Ballroom Thursday post than Ms. Leiomy!!! Get you a piece, whore!!



YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Read more ...